#Birds smfh

[mug-and-friends]

Girls, girls. The feed track WILL feed you both if you wait three seconds-

[save-slot-a]

Do you have a favorite food? What's your favorite breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert? (Crowley?)

"Favorite food?" He perks up, drumming his metal fingers on his chin while the gears crank in his head, "It's hard to pick a favorite, per say. There's so much variety when it comes to food. Like are you asking my favorite dessert? Breakfast? Dinner? May as well go down the list!"

He turns around, swinging a whiteboard into view and writing down each category of food time to list his favorites as he talks.

"Okay, so for breakfast, I'm a big fan of huevos rancheros. I don't eat meat, so lo prefiero sin carne*... But pancakes are also a winner." *[I prefer it without meat]

Breakfast: Huevos Rancheros/Pancakes

"I don't always get to eat lunch with work being the way it is, but sometimes the ladies in my life take turns packing me a little bento box? Those, conceptually, are my favorite. Their secret ingredient is love~ Or MSG. Same difference really!"

Lunch: Bento Boxes ❤️

"Dinner is easier. Rachita makes a divine vegetarian stir fry. That over rice? Es lo que hace que valga la pena vivir la vida*~ Mack also makes some killer— Bad choice of words— casseroles." *[It is what makes life worth living].

Dinner: Stir Fry/Casseroles

"And for dessert... Lemon tarts. Hands down. Actually, anything with lemon or lime. Fuck, give me a ripe lime and I'll bite into the fucker and show the world what these teeth are made for!"

Dessert: Anything Lemony

He caps his marker and throws it across the room, "Hope that covers it!

[swanphobic]

intro

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hi im zuk !!

he / him

all i have to say is swan likers and swans dni /j

[this is a joke account, my other accounts r @zukhammer and @zuhhk lmao]

[falgaia]

Blaire, wielder of the Mew Mirage.

Blaire is a member of the Mirage Alliance, an order of deific heralds chosen by the mythic guardians of each nation. Each Mirage possess a Veil of their respective deity, housing the willing soul and powers of each Pokémon God. Together, they aim to defeat those who would use the souls of Pokémon for their own ends and restore balance to the natural order.

The Mew Mirage allows Blaire to fight using both psychic energy barriers and selective shapeshifting, as well as granting her an incredibly long tail that can similarly transform into various weaponry. Additionally, Blaire can tap into the residual spiritual energy residing within broken Veils after their bound Pokémon's soul has been freed. This allows her to temporarily take on the aspects of the Veil, including the traits and elemental affinity associated with it.

[phagodyke]

SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING SO HARD WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

[zombii-ships]

SWWSDJ boys and Bo primal play headcanons, please!

eeeee of course! ✨

Jack

-He’s a little hesitant to get into it, because he doesn’t want to hurt you or be to rough

- When he does though, he loves it. Actively requests it

- Loves when you try to hide, he’s hard as a damn brick when he finally finds you.

- Dude’s damn near biting back a moan, palming his crotch. The idea of finding you and claiming you as his own has his mind melting.

- “There’s my sunshine. Now why would you go and run away from me?”

- He’a GRABBY. With you. If you try to run, he’s all over you.

- Looks at you like the most delicious meal to ever exist, and he’s starving.

Joseph

- World Champion Stealth Hunter. He wants to not only catch you, but catch you off guard.

- You won’t hear him coming, you wont see him coming, but you’ll know once he catches you.

- Heeeavy breathing and loves getting to pin you down. Loves the view of his “pretty little prey” under him.

- “I’m not gonna hurt ya’, rabbit. Just quit running from me.”

- His voice is soft and deep, almost like he’s growling at you.

- One of the rougher guys, loves when you try to scratch him up to get away.

Ian

- Ian’s messyyyy with it

- Dude is so excited. He gets really riled up really fast when he’s in predator mode.

- The idea of catching you…having you under him, your eyes wild beneath him- fuck, he needs it like he needs air.

- Ian gets desperate, he’s messy when he catches you, covering you in bites and kisses, humping you like a needy dog instead of a fierce predator, but the intensity is still there.

- Also likes being prey. He wants you to come get him soooo bad.

- “Oh noooo, what if a big strong person comes and…fucks me! Oh noooo, whatever will I do?!~”

- dude’s got himself laid out on the bed like a christmas ham, smfh shameless.

Nick

- “You want me to hunt you down like prey? Alright. 5…4….3….2….”

- Nick’s gonna catch you off guard. He wants to surprise you. Of course there’s always a safeword, but Nick’s gonna give you a hell of an experience.

- He’s absolutely getting off on the erotic fear of the situation. You being his prey makes him feel so in control.

- Sets up traps for you. Bells, strings, tripwires.

- You know he knows where you are at all times.

- There you are, lil’ bird. Thought you could fly off from me?”

Shaun

-Shaun’s fucking quick. He’s strong. And he loves to physically overwhelm you. Whether you’re smaller or bigger than him, he’s tuned in to know what buttons to press.

- Throws you around a bit, tosses you onto beds or couches like it’s nothing

- Talks shit the WHOLE time. It’s absolute filth in your ear as he’s somehow managed to pin you against the wall with his chest.

- Heavy breathing and grunts while he marks up your neck and collarbone

- Loves using his hands to pin you down or grab your waist to keep you close

- “Squirm all you want, kitty. I’m gonna savor this-“

- could also absolutely see him being a total brat as the prey teehee

Bo

- Excited Pubby becomes Locked In Dog

-Bo’s tracking you down, he’s not taking this predator role lightly

- He’s totally dedicated to showing how good he is at hunting you down. He’s methodical and really focused, it’s actually kind of shocking how he goes from sweetie to merciless

- As soon as he gets you though, those defenses all soften because he just does not wanna hurt you.

- But then he’s immediately hard because you tell him he did a great job. Cycle repeat

[citrine-elephant]

chris being too late...

by the time he makes it to leon, the thing's trying to pull him apart like a mozzarella stick. or, that's how it looks.

with as much as leon's squirming and fighting back...

luckily, leon isn't being gored to death. instead, chris gets front row tickets to see the other man go from being strangled, to suffocating on... that was probably once a tongue. now some kind of ovipositor for a bioweapon.

chris takes his shot.

leon is released. and gravity takes over as him and the BOW fall. that tongue leaves leon's throat with a kind of squelch and a wet pop. after, of course, to chris' horror, that appendage had it's clown car moment where it seemingly didnt end.

this is it, surely. leon's been infected. and he's going to turn.

as the bioweapon is dead, he carefully approaches leon, who's out cold. a small amount of blood mixes with the spit and... chris doesnt wannaa even know... down his face and to the floor.

chris watches leon's chest flutter soft and shallow. his fears grip his skull like a nutcracker.

and then leon groans, "no mouth-to-mouth?"

chris cant stop himself from pulling leon into a deathgrip of a bear hug.

after some prying and attempt at medical, leon brushes him off and demands to keep moving.

chris tries to push it, "how do we know you're okay? what if you turn?"

and as leon clutches his stomach, turns to spare chris of his purge, he wipes his mouth and cracks a cocky smile, "not in the mood to turn."

chris is... flaberghasted. astonished. clearly leon's already losing it.

but he manages to keep up, with chris keeping a careful eye on him. leon's too stubborn. if he can walk, he's finishing this. and, well, he can't walk properly without doubling over and puking here and there. but he's fine. he is fine...

turns out, leon is "fine." he's clearly sick. but after the initial wave, he's quickly recovering. albeit as he tries to get under chris' arm like a baby bird for warmth. as he struggles to stay steady on his feet. as he keeps getting hit with the urge to throw up.

chris doesnt buy it. but guess what redfield baby? leon's already been vaccinated for this. gonna be sick as a fuckin dog for a bit, but no zombie flesh thing is replacin him.

chris would kiss him, but uh... the one time leon aint got gum on him. smfh.

[hedonicghosts]

This took me 3 months to do only because I kept not fronting, smfh. Something about how being in a place where you feel safe - and like you actually have a voice - gives you the ability to let the facade you put up to protect yourself and those around you fall so you can actually live for once. You can live for yourself and for the dorky birds outside and do the dishes for your partner because they hate doing them. You can live for being able to see the next day without feeling like you're going to disappoint everyone around you. Or something, I guess, I don't know, I'm not the creative one around here.

[relaxxattack]

69 (for spotify wrapped)

smfh.

69 - if i could ride a bike - park bird, chevy

[thementalshawty]

You don’t have to post this, and I’m coming to you as a fellow black woman…but I saw that shit play out in real time. That girl you’re reblogging from is NOT in the right. She is leaving a LOT of things she and her ableist ass followers were saying (like calling that op schizo and retard and whatnot). And it’s actually really fucked up that she got everyone riled up with “racism” when she is literally the only one who brought up race.

I can’t believe tarot drama has me defending a random white woman on anon, but here we are. I thought we left this shit in the past after that BLM debacle in 2021.

I’m only coming to you because I actually read and enjoy your content. Idk who these other people were before this blew up but I’d hate to see you being manipulated by such a weirdo who’s crying racism because she lost an argument with someone who didn’t even know she was a WOC until she screamed racism.

The funny thing about this is. I have no fuccin idea what you’re talking about now if you’re talking about what I put the fuccin sigh too, smh 🤦🏽‍♀️, I don’t have to post what? My opinion on the entire thing, since you think I chose sides let me break it down for you, did you ever think it was just because of the drama in its entirety that I was posting and that I didn’t picc a side? which I didn’t. I make love readings so the fact that I saw the fight again over sumn I was defending is the reason I posted this, not why you felt the need to come at me for and You felt the need to come to me anonymously to state a case that you have no idea what i was thinking? You could’ve came to me in the inbox but instead this?? You could’ve respected me enough to give me the fuccin benefit of the doubt, guilty move on your part, I’m not sitting here defending a soul. You and her shit about who’s right or wrong ain’t my fuccin tea 🍵 the whole fuccin shit is sad and that’s the whole point I said what I said , as a blacc woman I have dealt with fuccin racism on here I’ve dealt with people bullying me about my tarot, my sexuality and so on and so forth, ofc she’s coming at you you think she’s wrong the whole thing is pathetic and that was MY point, I’m not sitting here trying to decide if you’re some dumb bitch and she’s some fuccin white knight. ALL OF IT WAS NOT FUCCIN CUTE! Like you said this shit ain’t 2018 and even then the shit wasn’t cute and in case you didn’t get it, THAT WAS MY POINT OF THE ENTIRE REBLOG! Cut it the Fucc out and get tf out of the tarot community if y’all want to be fighting, I’m not piccin sides or none of that I’m here for the ones that WANT to read and have a good time, trust me I’m not being manipulated by a fuccin soul ONLY PISSED THAT ANY OF YOU BRINGING THAT KIND OF BULLSHIT THIS AINT GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH NO FUCCIN BLACC OR WHITE AND IF YOU THINK I WAS SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE YOUR SIDE AUTOMATICALLY BECAUSE YOU ARE BLACC, Smfh. NO MORE FUCCIN DRAMA ABOUT READINGS THATS MY GODDAMN POINT! That other wacc ass shjt is for the birds! If she’s a racist bitch then that’s what she is, what did that have to do with me being done with the TAROT drama on here???

[saruvanthewhite]

Here we go again. smfh.

[idkwhatimdoingbutimgonnacontinue]

Wtf I thought Iowa's state bird was a hawk of some kind. Smfh change it rn. Why are we called the hawk eye state otherwise?

Honestly really embarrassing for you guys. You need to sort this stuff out with each other

[lilbitofmac]

Don’t talk to Tony until he’s had at least his third cup of coffee… he might say something without thinking.

[mishkakagehishka]

It's outdated..😔

[s3aw1nds]

They’re all stupid.

Dumb ass birds.. smfh.

Starter. Bloody Spots..

Open starter for ANYONE.

*The god had always covered the scars well, especially with the added ones that could be an excuse that it was Odysseus’ fault.. of course.. bottom surgery was on the table, it was definitely one he did not look forward too and just decided that it could be put off..*

*He had been sleeping in that shell bed in one of his temples that the mortals made him, like usual.. sitting up he felt it. A rush of that stupid blood.. right between his legs. Fucking Taurtus below.. he hated this. Of course he was prepared for this (having a wife helped) and he got it situated but of course it didn’t last long. His stupid golden blood filled his scenes and had gotten on his pants. AGAIN.*

“Every fucking time..” *He muttered changing his pants AGAIN. Finally emerging from the room of the temple he moved. He needed so much wine and something to get rid of this FUCKING CRAMPING..*

*He just flopped onto the floor and didn’t look up. It helped being on a cold floor.. for some reason?*

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[tsvai]

extremely amused at picking up my binoculars to look at the finches outside in the bird feeder and discovering that there was one (1) bluebird mixed in with them